Saturday, June 28, 2008

Talking Rain - JohnD

He put his last three dollars into the slot machine. “Okay, I only need a seven hundred dollar jackpot and I'm back to normal,” he said to himself.


He pulled the handle: a lemon, a lemon, and a monkey. “A monkey? Is that a monkey?” he asked aloud. Nobody answered. His vision was blurred. He squinted and leaned forward and back again trying to make the monkey, if that's what it was, come into focus. The leaning motion made him mildly dizzy, blurring his vision a bit more. Maybe the monkey-like thing doubles the lemon jackpot, he hoped. But, no. Nothing happened. That was it. He was finished. He downed the rest of his drink.


“Franklin, get some more money. I'll pay off for you big time.”


“Who, what?” asked Franklin.


“Trust me Franklin,” the machine said.


Franklin looked at the slot machine as he felt the room spin slightly. “Are you talking?” he asked.


“Come on Franklin. Don't be like that,” the machine soothed. “It's me. I'll take care of you.”


“Don't be like what?” Franklin demanded.


“You don't trust me?” said the machine, tension in it's voice.


“Hold on!” said Franklin. “Just hold on.” He felt the casino tilting now as the slow spin continued. “This doesn't make any sense. I mean, when did I say anything about not trusting you? I'm just out of money. That's all!”


“Oh, come on,” the machine pleaded. “Like you don't have a credit card?”


“Stop it!” yelled Franklin. People from nearby slot machines looked up momentarily before being consumed again by their respective machines.


“Fine,” whispered the machine, sobbing gently. “You don't have to make a scene.”


“Don't start crying,” said Franklin.


The machine started bawling uncontrollably. “Well,” replied the machine. “It's just that I try my best for you, but nothing's good enough!”


Franklin shuddered. “Wait, wait!” he said to himself. “You're normal. You're a normal person. You've been drinking too much and you haven't slept in, like, 36 hours. Go, go, get out of here; get back to your hotel room!” He started leaving.


“Come back!” yelled the machine. “I need you. I'm nothing without you!”


Franklin kept walking. “Where is my hotel?” he thought. He walked to the open doors of the casino. It was raining hard.


“Hold on Franklin, don't come out into me!”


“Oh, for heaven's sake!” yelled Franklin.


“No really Franklin,” said the rain. “I'm all acidic this evening. It would be a considerable health risk. You'd better go back into the protective environment of that casino.”


“Stop it!” screamed Franklin. “Acid rain? That's ridiculous!”


“No, truly,” said the rain. “You might just want to get some more money and continue making wagers in that comfortable, dry, highly respectable gambling establishment. Given the circumstances, it's the safest course of action.”


Franklin took a deep breath. “Nobody ever said doing the right thing would be easy,” he mused. But, he had to admit that that rain was really starting to make some sense. So, after straightening his stance and patting down his hair from the sideburns back, he turned around and headed proudly back into the casino. Yes, it definitely felt good to be thinking rationally again; to do what was reasonable; to do what was right. “Whew!”

2 comments:

DixieLynn said...

Hilarious! especially off such a weird prompt. Only a very weird person ...

Cyndi said...

Ha ha...I love this one. So funny. Was hoping you would post it!! Great job!